List: Ten Cars Your Mom Would Hate (But You Probably Love)

Okay, here are the rules:

1. Cars can’t be terribly attractive. Not all horrible looking, mind you, but nothing that Mom might call “pretty.”

2. Not too comfortable: In a perfect world, these would all be racecar-hardcore. In reality though we just want Mom to avoid using her favorite three-word car phrase, “this rides nice!”

3. The louder the better.

4. Level of scare potential should be really high. Mom should occasionally feel the need to reach out inadvertently and “seatbelt” you with her left arm (you know, to keep you safe).

We think our list of ten all score pretty highly on these four, entirely subjective criteria. As always, we wholeheartedly invite you to write in and tell us where we went horribly wrong.