A Few Things to Know Before Stealing My 914

Cars, Features I By Justin Cornelison I December 19, 2022

We came across a fantastic article over on Hagerty recently, an open letter to a thief attempting to steal a beloved Porsche 914.  Here is a small snippet, however we strongly encourage you to check out the full article – it’s so good!

Dear Thief,

Welcome to my Porsche 914. I imagine that at this point (having found the door unlocked) your intention is to steal my car. Don’t be encouraged by this; the tumblers sheared off in 1978. I would have locked it up if I could, so don’t think you’re too clever or that I’m too lazy. However, now that you’re in the car, there are a few things you’re going to need to know. First, the battery is disconnected, so slide-hammering my ignition switch is not your first step. I leave the battery disconnected, not to foil hoodlums such as yourself, but because there is a mysterious current drain from the 40-year-old German wiring harness that I can’t locate and/or fix. So, connect the battery first. Good luck finding the engine cover release. Or the engine, for that matter.

Here is the full article.

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